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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.

All of these cars come with HUDs Read more

All of the last 3 GMC vehicles I’ve bought have had it? Read more

What we uncovered here is actually the groundwork for the next generation Z06: Duramax. Powered by a new 3.0 liter turbodiesel, the mid-engine Corvette C8 will have a stump-ripping 800 lb-ft of torque, and redline at 3,600 RPM. Read more

I bet a lot of those preorders are from people who have no real intent on actually buying the truck. They are either stock holders hoping big numbers will boost stock price, or 15 year old kids who got some birthday money and thought a cybertruck preorder would be a dope flex to have.  Read more

Fixed it for you. Because it’s never going to be made.
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Torch ‘n’ Trace? Tracy and Torchy? Read more

Clearly the only solution is a joint venture in which they join powers and extoll the virtues of classic CJs while diving deep into why its headlights are so freakishly close together. Read more

I wish that had been a real person. Then after showing zero reaction to a truck crashing into the building he could have taken a sip of coffee and said, to no one in particular, “Going to be one of those days.” Read more

I know we bicker about the size of modern trucks and whether it’s necessary or not, but that video really puts it into perspective just how large they are. You can see it coming through the window, yet by the time it busts through, it takes out half the wall next to the window as well. Then the side shot of it with Read more

I had the same thought. Without it I was like, “What’s happening? Is it a video of Drax? Read more

I appreciate the “motion detected” green box in the video. I’m glad it pointed out that subtle truck sneaking into the building. Read more

David Tracy: “This is a pretty random article.” Read more

For a second I thought the cardboard cutout was an actual person (when viewing the article summary before clicking on it) and thought this had to be one of those Disaster guy commercials.
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Horrible I tell you!” he cried, tears building up in his eyes. Read more

Random article? My god people, don’t you realize if we don’t talk about things like Yugo seat belt latches we will be giving into the increase of Entropy in the Universe! This stuff is important, not Addison Ray wearing her bikini up-side down. The future of all creation is mirrored in this, tiny, significant buckle. Read more