A few weeks ago, my son was waiting all day to see one up close at Yellowstone. He missed.

Wait. Did this Chief of Police Dude... just try to say he wants to hold automakers accountable for the products they manufacture? Read more

They’re already running the red light. Do you think they care that much about traffic safety to check the side streets for oncoming traffic? Read more

Skid marks found on the scene Read more

He was pushing to an intersection of roads with shorter names. You know-paperwork. Read more

No, I cross even when the walk light is red. THAT outs me as an Auslander. The Germans don’t break rules. Read more

The new word I learnt recently was “Arschgeweih” means the “ass antlers” when describing the tattoos on women’s lower backs.
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If you like that you’ll love “geschlechtsverkehr.” geschlecht = gender, verkehr = traffic. geschlechtsverkehr = intercourse.
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You should always drive in the right line, regardless of speed. You only move left when there is slower traffic ahead and it's safe to move left. Read more

Can I just say that this article is the type of content that brought me to Jalopnik in the first place and I’m happy to see it here again! Read more

I work for a German company, have been to Germany maybe a dozen times for work, understand a fair bit of spoken German, and many times per day have to paste blocks of German text into a translator to do my job. And still I’ve never seen or heard this word. It’s the best “there’s a German word for everything” example… Read more

German has a word for everything, and it’s often hilariously literal. Read more

I work in retail, so I just gesture to the general public. Read more

Get two more adapters and you could have a total of 6 of these puppies installed! You’d literally be making gasoline while you drove!
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Easy.
“Dab of oppo” Read more

“Illegal Exhibition of Speed” isn’t a bad title either.
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lol, where is that HOT-in-relation-to-CRAZY chart when you need it. Read more

The Missouri duo will never not crack me up. Read more

Not gonna lie, that would make an awesome album cover
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