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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.

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Thank you, but please take care to give the new folks the same good faith. Lawrence, Mercedes, Jose and Adam are probably the most creatively diverse four writers we’ve ever staffed at once. They alone share more potential to grow Jalopnik in ways we haven’t even seen yet than I ever had. They’re backed by the same Read more

It sounds like the time is prime for me to become a Jalopnik writer and cover the world of terrible vans and where to buy them.

Possibly the best ever, even when new. Read more

Probably still the “best” Lumina for sale :) Read more

I would believe that it’s the best Lumina though, by merit of still being in what appears to be one piece, not having immediately visible rust and not being in a junkyard anywhere. It’s a low bar to clear. Read more

I can see why you’d pair Saab with this design, but personally I feel like this screams three lug and would look great in a a Citroën design, maybe the Axel, or Visa GTi (wait, apparently the Visa GTi had four lug wheels?? Very well, make it a Visa Chrono then, it’s even better).

It goes without saying that they have a good sense of FASHION. Read more

It’s a tail light, not an entire car. Spritz with something like Krylon UV-protectant clear spray, and call it good for 10 years. Read more

None of us can quite grasp the panic Torch must have felt after damaging his favorite part of his most cherished vehicle.
I’m glad to see that he was able to fix them.
Although, obtaining replacement Pao tail lights would have made a great series of articles. Read more

Why would you need a shop? UV-protectant of various kinds is widely available. Read more

Bonus is that the bed empties itself when you get one the freeway!   Read more