unlike OP, this is only a single entendre. Because if your OTHER balls have holes--soggy or otherwise--you’ve got bigger problems than fingers being in them. Read more

This is an excellent idea, almost as good as letting David come back in and recommend Jeeps for every situation.
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Please give us a poll to vote on writer submissions so we can convince you to buy the car that’s not quite right for any of us but we are all happy exists: the Veloster. Read more

Timmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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People just liked it better that way.
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Terrible. Not one mention of dynamic anywhere. What is this, amateur hour?
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And the parent company, Stellantis’ motto: Read more

Bored.  I feel bored about it.
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There hasnt been anything counter culture about Harley in over 20 years.  Read more

I can’t say  Read more

and then all the import riders watching the HD vs. GW fight...

You don’t have to go to a Harley dealer to buy this thing is the best improvement. Read more

Why’d they change it? Read more

“It should be fine!” Read more

Istanbul, not Constantinople? Read more

I never thought it possible, but a combination of age, nerdiness, and the unflappable optimism of one David Tracy has me interested in articles concerning a 30 year old minivan.  Best of luck on the trip, David! Read more

We still call it 8'11" bridge and that’s no longer accurate either. ;-)
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And filmed too, highly coincidental.  Read more

Thats nobodys business but the Turks Read more

You guys are jumping on DT while leaving out (disingenuously?) a major portion of his project write ups. Read more