They are calculative as well in their wrath. Wait until I get distracted by something like, “Can I have some water?” Turn around and get the sippy cup of water out of the fridge, turn around and they’re gone.

“What the...?”

Walk into living room and she’s already constructed a portal to hell while dressed head to toe in… Read more

Three year olds are psychopaths. Read more

The 740 iL/750iL

My 3 year old does something similar. I can have locked eye contact, tell her “No ma’am.” Does it anyway without breaking eye contact.

They talked about the “Terrible twos” blah blah.

Screw that.

Three year olds are conscientious objectors. Read more

Wow, I did not know the ITB’s were in the cabin like that. I wouldn’t let kids sit back there, even most adults...

“Goddammit Wendy! Did you drop a gummy bear down the #5 stack again!?”

My cars are all over 15 years old. Heck yeah I’m satisfied with them. They still work. Read more

It’s a close-ratio news gearbox. Read more

Forgive us if we believe that complex economic issues deserve ***context*** Read more

He was sponsored by CDW years ago—came to visit the headquarters to do a meet and greet. The guy waited around to shake hands and sign for everyone. Being 6’4 himself he made a wisecrack about me being tall and needing to duck while driving my wrangler. Read more

Motorsport....the sport I absolutely love....my lord it has produced some excruciatingly sad and painful moments. Read more

As a neighbor and family friend, this loss is compounded by the fact he was a down to Earth, humble and a very, very nice guy. He was, and will always remain, a role model and example of sportsmanship and graciousness. Our most sincere condolences to his beautiful family.
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me too... no news felt like bad news, then this. just terrible... Read more

The more astute readers might remember this bit from last year:
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I once had a girlfriend buy me Bengals gear because she thought they were my favorite team. That was her other boyfriend. And that's how I found out she was cheating. Fuck the Bengals.
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Remember when the county Cincinnati's in almost sued Mike Brown for failing to actually produce a competitive product? If I recall correctly, the drafting of Carson Palmer was supposed to signify he was willing to spend to compete; the suit was dropped, and Mike Brown was all, "JK, I'm gonna scrimp and nickel and dime… Read more

I’ve seen MANY bad quarterbacks in my day. I watched Joe Webb start a playoff game. Read more

Are all Ohio NFL fans just perpetually miserable?

Ford Fairmont Drag wagon, because nothing says fuck your SUV like 598 cubic inches and a 8 sec quarter (guessing)

Smelly old emissions equipment-less slow diesel

Renault Espace F1. It’s a minivan with a mid-mounted 800hp V10 Formula One engine. Still seats four.