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Neutral: You know what I’ve never liked about premium German cars? How expensive and unreliable they are. Glad the Italians are here to fix that. Read more

Why oxy? DD a Camry for a few days, you will be numb to all feelings and emotions afterwards. Read more

As someone who works in aviation, I can tell you the bulk chemical spray tanks and nozzle systems are a maintenance nightmare. Read more

Mine is a question of proposed reliability. Well, reliability as a measure of superiority, I guess.

I’m no engineer, but would a greater number of moving parts and more complex systems increase the chances of failure? Buran is by all means a very impressive machine, but STS only used three SSMEs because they didn’t Read more

Looks like vintage postcard: “Local constabulary cleans up Bowery”. Read more

The rear parking guide rods of the W140 S class. Rear parking sensors replaced them.

Pedestrian cow-catcher.

6th Gear: Sergio Marchionne Stares Longingly At His Special Red Merger Hotline Telephone Read more

Thanks to the nation of Jalopnia for awarding me with the COTD. I’m currently updating my LinkedIn to reflect this once-in-a-lifetime achievement. I promise not to let the power go to my head, when my employer announes me as chairman of the board in tomorrow’s Wall Street Journal. Read more

I know. Whenever I have a 6-pack, I drink it.
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It’s very “Ooh a kitty!......A Kitty?!?!” Read more

You better put on your business socks... Read more

Matt Groening has really lost his touch. Read more