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As a migraine haver, anytime I’ve ever had to head home from work because of one. I don’t get them too often, but when they hit, I have a limited window of time where I can safely drive myself home to get into a dark room and clutch my skull for a while (and probably throw up as well). Fun times, especially when I Read more

Seriously. The fact that I don’t have to avoid hearing his stupid fucking voice or finding out about his dipshit tweets has been an absolute revelation. Read more

This thing looks like a car that has had the lower portion of another car grafted on to it to get the additional height. Read more

My dad smoked a pipe in his grey ‘80 CK. Your comment has taken me right back to sitting on the vinyl bench of that truck, AM radio scratching away and my father cursing the three-on-the-tree manual shifter. Read more

They don’t have to cite anything specific for their audience. All they need to do is pull out the “whataboutism” card and pair it with a readily available racism card from their deck. Remember, this was said on Fox fucking News. An actual reporter would follow up and ask exactly what you have. Read more

Goddamnit, now I want a 300 Wagon too. Read more

‘They’re coming after our guns. They’re trying to tell us what to do, so we can’t have people who are not with us.’” Read more

Apparently there are MONTHS, even YEARS, available to investigate Benghazi, but we all “need to move on” from a goddamn insurrection on our own soil, in our national capitol, spurred on by an outgoing shit heel of a president.  Read more

Jeep does them so well. They have the obvious to the hard to find. My favorite on ours is the little sasquatch walking along in the rear glass. Read more

I’m not prone to violence or getting into fights, but the urge to punch Matt Gaetz in the fucking face, multiple times, is really hard to suppress. He has the look of a man that could drive Ghandi to absolutely clobber him. Read more

The thing about conspiracy theories that always gets me is that they ALWAYS require the willing participation and silence of thousands of people. Like, the same people who insist that the government “can’t do anything right” will in the same breath claim that this vast conspiracy is also in play. A theory that Read more

If that pillow is made of any sort of polyurethane foam, it will burn like the fucking sun. Your firepit + snow might be the best way, but do be careful.  Read more

My spit balling here is this: A combination of dealing with some carryover architecture and the desire to not add a glass hatchback. The floor and component locations drove much of that weird rear area. Adding a hatchback to all of this would’ve added weight, additional complexity in the plant, and additional weight Read more

Yeah, in that Instagram post he talks about being “a couple seconds too slow” of the current world record of 13.76 (for what distance? I don’t know). Read more

This is weird. I kinda looked to this to pound out some focused (or random) rage and screaming into the void. But the fact that the reason for it has been kicked to the curb is reason to be glad. Read more

David, you know the answer to this already or you wouldn’t be asking us, your gleeful enablers. Read more

Car jacking was a much more civilized affair back then. Read more

Wait until Bannon will be compelled to testify AGAINST his co-conspirators because of that pardon. He cannot incriminate himself so refusing will put him in contempt of court. Should be fun for him! Read more

President Biden signed a shitton of executive orders already: Read more