Another mysterious post from the so-called “Erin Marquis”, if that IS her REAL name.
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Erin Marquis
erinmarquis
Managing Editor
Jalopnik writers love cars, which is why we own lots of cool ones. LOTS OF COOL ONES. Many of them are worth scrap…
This car is disgustingly excessive, and I am all here for it. Seinfeld described the Eldorado with the 500ci V8 as a car that screams “I am alone in this world”. It is massive for the sake of being massive. You can probably watch the fuel gauge drop every time you smash the pedal. Random oil princes will call you to… Read more
Mmmmmm love that green! Read more
It was a weird shoot. Read more
“Bae always be taking photos of me sleeping”
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Nice one. Mine was “Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton”... or maybe “First Few Desperate Hours”... I can’t quite remember (apologies for contradicting your point). A friend played me one of those two, and I went out and bought We Shall All Be Healed shortly thereafter. Read more
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You never forget your first Mountain Goats song. And mine was this:
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...Or how about the Mountain Goats song with a chorus that feels most appropriate to life in the continuous waking nightmare of 2020:
jesus no, start anywhere BUT this cringe ass vanity video. All Hail West Texas is the album to hear Read more
My go to fast driving song, or heavy deadlift song, is “Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck)“ by Run the Jewels. Read more
Hey, at least it’s not a slide show...
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They rallycrossed it too, I got to see them use that massive light bar running down the center
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Buy it. I bought it. I bought it all because they deserve all the money. Reward them. Read more
Holy crap, that’s Waterford Hills in SE Michigan!! Read more
*cries in Jalop and Venture Bros fan* You get me, Erin. Read more
Someone beat me to Hunter’s Interceptor so I’ll go with the Morphomobile.