How has it has taken THIS long to bring your Hummer off-road?! Read more

I’d go find a gif that shows someone missing the point, but I’ve got better things to do. Read more

One of your best, Doug. Your girlfriend should travel more often. Read more

I think that truck is actually a Duplo, and that’s where you snap it to the next block. Read more

Here’s why Acura is actually going in the right direction... Read more

I ... agree with you on this. Read more

The director of the ministry of interior wood panel fitment would differ, pointing out the marked decline in Acura wood trim. Read more

I bought my wife an Acura MDX last year and I have to agree. My wife spent months looking at reviews, going on test drives and generally researching SUV’s and what it all came down to for her was comfort. For her, the MDX offered the best mix of luxury and utility, which I think is what Acura is going for. And as you… Read more

Uhhh, that would be, write “x .621371” on the tape.... Read more

I got YouTube comments (“u should of taken ur skyline asshole”). Read more

I wonder why it takes them 10 minutes to come up with an offer, I always assumed they look at kbb or nada value, then subtract 4 grand if you look half way intelligent, 5 grand if you look mildly retarded and 6 grand if you look like you could be related to Trump.
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I was LITERALLY reading this while on the toilet at work. Read more

I got e-mails (“Dear Doug, can you take your Skyline to CarMax?”). I got text messages (“Hey man, take your Skyline to CarMax!”). I got YouTube comments (“u should of taken ur skyline asshole”). Read more

This made my already splendid work day that much better! Read more

Either way, I figured there was no way they’d be able to come up with an accurate value, which is, of course, 45,100 credits in GranTurismo 2. Read more

Well here’s one more comment urging you to go to another state! But of course you need to spend hours beforehand ensuring there are no similar legal snares in that state. We’re waiting. Read more

Best piece of prose by far
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Doug, you’re a peach! Read more

“SHARE” work that “H” becomes something like “Have a great day.” Read more

I lost it at “BDRATT.” Read more