I'm trying to think of something intelligent to say by way of a reply to the fact-vacuum you just shat from your mouth. Read more

Wouldn't worry me. I'd probably not be alive at that point. Read more

That sounds wrong. Read more

Er, a BIG deposit... Read more

Okay. I failed most exams and polytechnic (that's a shit college, in England), was always obsessed with cars. Used to sneak out of school to buy CAR in the early 90s. Quite like reading books and writing. Read more