Dammit, Collin. Read more

Probably could have been more clear, but I meant how many people actually carry a car payment in perpetuity. I know plenty of people who have financed cars at a variety of income levels, but none of them immediately go out and finance another car as soon as theirs is paid off. Read more

Not sure where you got that idea, but I own an SG Forester and just had a Crosstrek press car last week. They were pretty damn close in overall size even if they aren’t exactly the same shape. Read more

My guess is they’re “too youthful.” Read more

To be fair, it mostly went to his neighbors. Read more

I’m curious where you would have added punctuation.  Read more

Total income for 2023 was something like $73k, but she wasn’t making $35/hr until more recently. 2024's going to be a lot higher, which is probably part of why she thinks she can afford two Jaguars. Read more

Yeah, she said she makes $35/hour and that she works anywhere from 40 to 72 hours a week. That could mean some wild swings month-to-month. Read more

Wherever she lives, the rent on her and her boyfriend’s apartment is $800, so I suspect she’s not exactly close to OKC. Although, maybe she should move there to avoid driving 700 miles a week like she currently does. Plus, I hear public transportation is free there, which she may need it if she keeps wrecking cars at… Read more

Considering how focused she is on weekly income, I get the feeling she came from a pretty blue collar background, and her parent’s weren’t really prepared to help her make smarter decisions when she turned 18 and started making more money than she’d ever seen in her life. Although, I could also see them trying hard to… Read more

I wouldn’t be surprised if he bought some kind of insurance policy on this offer.  Read more

Sorry for being biased against corruption. I will be sure to change that going forward.  Read more

Yeah, when I reloaded the home page and saw it, my first thought was legitimately, “Who wrote an article about Publix?” Read more

I just got an SEQ plate, so I’d love to know when you got a TXX plate. But if GA issued CUM plates, surely it’ll also issued TIT plates. Boobs. Read more

No. Read more

Back when I was at MotorTrend, I almost felt bad for the Infiniti PR people every time I posted an update for my QX50 long-termer. Read more

Few things would make me laugh harder than Elon sending the cops to my door. The clicks when I eventually got out would be through the roof.  Read more

Hey now, I’m not being completely reckless here. I included the part about making her promise not to crash it. Read more

If I were a betting man, I’d put my money on her being a Vanderbilt grad, which would mean the odds of there being a trust fund/family money/parents buying it for her go up exponentially. Read more

Well, Jason Aldean did call Nashville a crazy town full of neon dreams, so... Read more