You can sub out the poached egg for a folded egg if you ask nicely. Read more

Sorry, it must have slipped my mind while also plugging the Baconator and the 2 for $3 breakfast. I didn’t eat until 2 today, so I was writing while hungry. Read more

How dare you disrespect the McGriddle like that.  Read more

Personally, I’m still holding out hope that I can marry rich and and get a bunch of interesting grail watches.  Read more

Yeah, if you added up how much I’ve spent on watches since I started collecting, it’s probably enough to get a used JLC. But I don’t want one watch. I want a lot of watches. So I stick to the stuff that’s interesting and cool but more affordable like the Baltic MR01 that I just picked up. Read more

Yep. Read more

Maybe we should just destroy all Richard Milles to keep them from getting stolen. Also Hublots while we’re at it. Read more

(and if you think TN is bad, look at its southern neighbors) Read more

At the very least, it would ensure less crowded flights.  Read more

OK, Real Person Authentic Human. Happy to hear you’re not ChatGPT. Perhaps I will consider buying a Toyota C-HR next time I buy a car that isn’t a V8 4x4 gas guzzler. What I really need is a compact car with the get-up-and-go of a C-HR. This automobile will most likely meet my needs. Read more

If your ‘90s performance vehicle doesn’t have ugly wheels, do you really have a ‘90s performance vehicle? Read more

Well, that’s more than I originally guessed. Read more

Sadly, there’s gotta be, what, maybe three in that color for sale in the entire country? Read more

If Honda can sell the HondaJet, there’s no reason Stellantis can’t sell a RamJet Read more

Nope. It was 100% a Mitsubishi pickup truck. It had a bed and everything. Read more

You mean to tell me the current state of Amtrak isn’t doing it for you? Read more

Dammit Read more

Why slowly rot away in a long-term care facility when you could go out in a blaze of glory? Read more

The spear lodged in the steering wheel. If that’s not close enough to use “nearly impaled,” I don’t know what is. Read more

Nah. Gators eat boogers. Read more