You know you’d watch that video too. Read more

No need to censor yourself. You’re allowed to say dick.  Read more

Dammit. That’s a leftover word from when the sentence was originally about handguns. Although, my friend Steve is 6'5" and mostly leg. I bet he could find a way to do it.  Read more

Looks like she disable embeds. Luckily (unluckily?), I was able to replace the Instagram link with a tweet. Read more

I’ll admit I’m not the financial expert here, but my understanding is that the 30-day nature of these loans makes any sort of truth in lending page confusing at best and deceitful at worst. It keeps rolling over into a new loan until you pay it off, but the terms of the loan are month-to-month. Read more

Technically, it’s a post-flood photo, not a post-tornado photo. But would it really be the worst thing in the world if a massive flood destroyed every TitleMax location? Read more

Literally the only one on Getty. Read more

Unlike movie trailers, I like to leave the funniest lines for the people who actually watch the video. Read more

It even comes with drain plugs from the factory. Read more

She’s 76. Could be any number of medical reasons she doesn’t drive. Read more

That’s the power of Jalopnik for you.  Read more

Yes! Is there any way you could convince him to talk with me? All jokes aside, this thing is awesome, and I’d genuinely love to hear the story behind the build and his love of shortened cars. My email address is cwoodard at jalopnik dot com. Read more

Multiple wives? You’re gonna need a van.

I’m not sure what’s worse: The possibility that he made someone go out and buy a sink for such a lame joke or the possibility that he made someone get a sink out of one of the bathrooms for such a lame joke. Read more

On his first day in charge of Twitter, he brought a sink with him so he could post that they let the sink in. You know, like a pun on “let that sink in.” Read more

Ugh. I meant depreciate slower. Read more

As someone who’s never leased a car, I’m not really the person to ask. Tom could probably give you a much more informed answer. But maybe it’s possible to find a car that will depreciate faster than the accountants predicted, allowing you to buy out the lease and sell it at a profit? Read more

I hope that’s what it turns out to be. Obviously, it’s still terrible no matter what the cause was, but if it was intentional, that’s extra layer of terrible. Read more