“classic” “me-mes” Read more

ABOVE: the Top Gear “lads,” remembering the time Tony Stewart killed a guy Read more

Yeah, well, wait til Jimmy Fallon gets his hands on a 1937 Talbot-Lago Type 150 CS! Read more

And like a real Caterham, it will also inexplicably cost $35,000. Read more

Finally, SOMEONE’S Keeping It Weird in Austin Read more

I believe you’re legally required to only buy Eighties Alfas from people named “Giuseppe.” Read more

Parsh It To The Limit

HELLO, YES, THIS IS PHONEDIAL

Guess I exaggerated—most expensive one is the Group B Evoluzione, at $1100.

Old pic, with the old wheels on (now I’m rocking Trash Cans on my Trash Can Car)

Hey, is Chin Motorsports the name of Jay Leno’s Lemons team? Folks? Have ya seen this? Read more

This is the only correct goddamn take and every clown who shows up at Lüftgëkühlt thinking their air-cooled 911 is an inspired, unique, #drivetastefully bit of outlaw counter-culture is deluding the hell out of themselves with a $2,000 Autodromo watch and a $50,000 car. Anyway, here’s my 924S Read more

FUN FACT: Jeff Gordon first got his start in NASCAR after a Groundlings sketch that got way out of hand Read more

nice, thanks guys

Fuckin’ NASCAR didn’t get my yuge list of complaints: Read more

Why do you think Corvettes have been around for 60 years? Read more

TOO LATE Read more

Damn, nice 2009-era timewarp there.

Me Chinese Read more

yeah, thanks to that Muslem-In-Chief Obummer’s “PC Culture” I get slapped in the face every time I make fun of a Chinaman’s eyes Read more