that’s actually tattooed across my chest Read more

l’enfer, c’est les autres voitures Read more

I would paint a giant mural on the side, vannin’ style.

Thank you for not succumbing to the bullshit Business Insider Clickbait Headline of Mysteries. Read more

Man, who the hell bought the Worst Porsche Ever with an AMC Gremlin motor Read more

“If Trump actually had any money maybe he would have helped Peter Thiel out with the lawsuits.”

Finally—a car that actually looks like it came from the 21st century. Read more

Did The Jesus Uncles play at Altamont, too? Read more

I don’t like Guy Fieri very much but I would unabashedly eat at every single place featured on that show—especially at 8am, while nursing a hangover, contemplating the next 1,000 miles to drive. That is the food that truly speaks to me. Read more

So, it looks like a British car? Read more

please just direct me to the chrysanthemums Read more

Tim “VIN etching really gave me some peace of mind!” Kaine Read more

imma steal that from you and then fart on your chrysanthemums Read more

What’s the point of anything, really? Read more

READING COMPREHENSION IS FOR SQUARES, HOSS. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KINDA CHUNKITY-ASS NERD Read more

PICTURED: the Editor-In-Chief of MAG-X

Yeah, a 650-horsepower Corvette Z06 for $80k is really conservative. Read more

I am available for interviews about my 1987 Porsche 924S Read more