andrewpcollins
Andrew P. Collins
andrewpcollins
Jalopnik Staffer from 2013 to 2020, now Editor-In-Chief at Car Bibles

Exactly, the 911/Cayenne isn’t a fair analogy. They didn’t call their SUV a 911. The closest we’ve had so far to this is Mitsubishi bringing back the (somewhat) venerated Eclipse name as a CUV, and people were pissed. About the Eclipse. This is worse. Read more

Obviously we are watering down the COTD by launching this new Mustang COTD alternative award. Read more

Hah, wow. A for reference, A+ for taking the effort to find a perfect screenshot. Read more

You know, the more I think about this, I can see it working. While the people in the “Cars” corner of the internet will complain about something like this, the general public doesn’t give a flying fuck about the brand value. They’ll see this and think “Oh hey, the Mustang. I know that name. They’re sporty and cool Read more

Hot take- the name is fine, and I’m really looking forward to driving one. Joe Consumer doesn’t think anything less of a Mustang because of this, and no one is going to mistake the two. People in the know will just roll eyes and drop the Mustang and call it the Mach E. Read more

Product Planning (New platforms, New programs) is more like 10 years out. Requiring  big capital and facility planning...etc, etc... Read more

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As far as im concerned, the Uncharted movie already came out Starring Nathan Fillion and anyone cast in this new one is wrong and i hate it.

Nathan goddamn Fillion. Come on. He has a bonafide audition movie for the part. Wtf is wrong with you, Hollywood? This is why the movie is in dev hell. Read more

This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun? Read more

The paint looks weirdly nice in these photos, but honestly, in person it’s really pretty roached. Major clearcoat peeling all over the place, prairie pinstripes for days. (Not that I care much about the latter.) Read more

That is a beast. I always post a pic of mine in these threads might as well again. V6 manual, looking to get a right hand drive import when I retire this guy from daily. I would love airbags cuz this thing is sketch on the highway.

QUALITY MY FRIEND! So glad you got your Monstero fully overland!
I keep looking for a 96 to pop up out here in Denver, they are very few and far between. I may just bite it and get another SWB JDM Pajero when I retire mine from daily... or a Delica.
WAIT THE VIDEO HAS DRUNKEN TRACY?
OK, just had to comment immediately Read more

Nice write up, Andrew!

This is exactly why I come to Jalopnik. Read more

One of my storage containers I keep a tool kit, spare belts and hoses, gorilla tape, jumper cables, and recovery gear. About a decade back my dad and I were taking his Bronco “the fun way” from the Berlin-Ichthyosaur park to Reese River valley, then Tonopah, Nevada. About half way through the trail between the park Read more

Here it is btw ;))

“LIQUID MOLLY” instead of “LIQUI MOLY” in the ad has to be the absolutely crack-pipiest typo ever! Read more

Anyone who has yet to listen to that episode of Tempest needs to do so, stat. (Tempest overall is damn good, but that particular one is an absolute standout.) Read more