andrewpcollins
Andrew P. Collins
andrewpcollins
Jalopnik Staffer from 2013 to 2020, now Editor-In-Chief at Car Bibles

The AMG we had lost the rear-facing “gunner seats” and I have been told you can’t spec it in this car. I’ll update if I hear differently though. Read more

I did think about that. But, decided the risk was minimal. It was very quiet, just a few scattered campers. Read more

I chose my words specifically. I can call whether or not I’m in significant danger of getting pulled over, not my exact speed at any given moment. But my point is, I think anybody could if they were paying attention. Read more

I mean... you have to be basically superhuman to get through flight school/be allowed to fly a jet in combat. Fighter jet pilots are not on the same level as the average, or even the best, car drivers on the road. Read more

The Panamera feels closer to “big sports car” while this is more “fast luxury car.” The latter, to me, is more my jam. But I can’t deny the glory of the Sport Turismo. Read more

We’re revisiting what it’s like to sleep in this car soon, by the way. Read more

I wrecked one car because I was dumb and sold two and a bike others because I needed money, but I’d rather keep everything. Read more

Hah, the Chariot is cool, but I do not think it’s based in reality at all. Read more

I mean hey. It will look cool. And have more grip in dirt. And get over stuff better. Read more

Bro if you think that’s fast wait until you bolt a bottle opener to the bumper. ZOOM. Read more

Yeah... I use it to mean “ostensibly functional but kinda maybe mostly for dress-up mods” on anything. Read more