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Aaron Brown
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Former Jalopnik social media editor.

Clearly sir you haven’t been introduced to the marvellous new XC90, I’ll have one of my sales assistants grab you a brochure and can I get you a cup of coffee while you wait? Read more

“I’ve made it.” - Spinelli

Depends on who your ex girlfriend is. Here in the south a new loaded up diesel truck will make any girl jealous. Especially if y'all run in the same friend group and you post your new rig on Facebook. Yeah bitch i know you saw it.

You look like the perfect contestant for a live version of Wacky Races!

This will be the official “Like I give a fuck” picture. But that line’s too direct and not James Bond-y.

And if it breaks down, dont’cha worry. Just press a few buttons and push a few levers and you have yourself a motorcycle with wheels wide enough that you wouldn’t really worry about leaning to turn.

Thank you so much for the tip. In two weeks I’ll be going on my holiday to germany (czech border) passing through Frankfurt and spending two whole days on the way back. I am so going to this place. By the way, it looks like I will be driving my brand new Citroën C4 Cactus. Count on pictures and stories! Read more

I got a TON of perks in the early years of Scion, had a lot of fun and met great people. then they listened to the ones who wouldn’t buy a Scion and lost what really made their lineup unique, sad really.

What about us Prius fans? Read more

Parsh is always the answer. Never ask. You know. (Paaaaaarsh.) Read more

alternate topshots we were looking at:

And a Mk1 GTi, come to think of it. Things are looking up. I’m even! Read more

Should have called it the CR-Y...amiright?