That’s probably the move! Read more

The FC is MUCH bigger, in actuality.

FCs are HUGE.  Read more

Luckily, he and I are on good terms. He’s a car-nut! Read more

Woh woh woh! Don’t hate on the Jeeps! Read more

As my coworker Lalita pointed out, the Oldsmobile-esque badge!

GM will be after them, too! Read more

Surely there must have been SOME other time.

Not even the time I recommended dyeing clothes in oil? Read more

There’s an option Torsen LSD. Added that to the story for kicks. Read more

Hey Huibert, if you have a second to chat a little more about this, do you mind emailing me david.tracy@jalopnik.com? Read more

Oh I re-read your comment. I did not see multiple ON A DAILY BASIS. I saw multiple during that particular three-year stint in Germany. Probably 15 or 20. Read more

Multiple! Which felt like a thousand! Read more

Stephen!

Show us! Read more

16 cars and married. A true inspiration. Read more

What you’re describing is pure romance.

What’s the problem? Read more

Live your best life, Honesty. Read more

I'm glad to have sold it to you. It's suchhhh a good base.  Read more

I’ve got the Muscle Grille on my J10 and Pig Nose on my Golden Eagle. Read more

Fair. Read more

Sadly, the budget was pulled, so I have to figure out another way to fund it.

I haven’t given up. Read more

Torch is the GOAT. Read more

Me literally collapsing on the ground as my left hand literally types on its own without my input reads as... serious?

I gotta work on my satire, then! Read more