Most people start watching Top Gear because of Clarkson's bloviation. Which is fine, as he is very good at it. But then the episodes roll by and you notice that while it's a great trick, Jezzo has but one. So then you develop a man-crush on the Hamster and fantasize about a little bromance with him and his Morgan. However, Richard is something of a spaz. And he whitens his teeth. Enter Captain Slow. Davey and I long ago determined that James May was by far the best part of the show. He's the thinking pistonhead's choice. Spinelli is even going for the hair, as Mr. May is without question the man. Above is the pudding proof.