Andy Palmer is one of the cooler auto executives around. He runs Aston Martin, he helped get Nissan’s shit together and, wait, what’s this in his bio?
Andy’s Wikipedia page includes this tidbit of info that caught my eye.
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That link directs you to this official-but-out-of-date bio from Infiniti. The line on Wikipedia was lifted almost straight from it:
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Necessity? Are you being chased, Andy? Are there wild dogs? Are you a secret agent? Oh my god you run Aston Martin. You’re totally a secret agent! It’s ok, your secret is safe with me.
Don’t kill me, Andy. I won’t tell.
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Photo Credit: Aston Martin
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DISCUSSION
Minion: Sir, we’ve got a problem
Andy Palmer: What? Is it Fisker again?
Minion: No, sir, it’s worse
AP: What? What’s worst than Fisker? Wait . . . . you don’t mean . . . . . . . (gasps) HE bought one?
MN: I’m afraid so, sir. He’s going to test the warranty.
AP: (pauses) It is a necessity than I run away from this problem. Tell the board to deal with him. (exits office)
MN: (pauses) goddamnit