Here's a new ad by the folks over at Crispin Porter + Crashsky for VDub's hard-to-pronounce SUV โ€” featuring not only how to use its retractable mirrors, but the only reason we can think of for why a woman would want to sleep with the guy in the commercial. I mean, who wouldn't want to sleep with a guy who can move his mirrors in and out with the greatest of ease?

UPDATE: Yes, it's a year old โ€” so sue us, ok? She's still got a foine-looking trunk.

Ad Watch: Holy Safe! Sh*t Happens. [internal]