F-body Pontiac Trans Am or Shelby GT500KR it's not, but someone's started the process of turning their brand spankin' new Chevy Camaro into Knight Rider's KITT with a blue flashing light bar in its nostril-like hood scoop. [via Camaro5]
"Do you still have the fabric you tore from your attacker? This 'beige tartan scarf material' that you described to the responding officers?"
"I...I'm afraid I don't. I wasn't thinking straight. I just went straight to Jiffy Lube and the car wash. I felt...so dirty."
/this week, on "Rape KITT"
//check your local listings