These Are The Ugliest American Cars Ever Made, According To You

Face like a paper shredder and bland EggsUV body. The worst of the worst in design language.

“Face like a paper shredder” is my new favorite insult.

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92-95 Buick Skylark. How the front of that thing passed safety standards, I’ll never know.

What started as such a sleek American cruiser ended in this pointy-faced monstrosity.

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I’ll nominate the first-gen Valiant.

There’s a lot going on here. If it was toned down a dash, it might have looked much better.

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Dodge Lancers, 61/62. Neat but so hodge podgy and awkward.

If you think the sedan is “hodge podgy and awkward,” just wait ‘till you see the station wagon.

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How come nobody suggested the PT Cruiser yet?

Because nobody was as brave as you.

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The current Chevy Super Duty better be on that list.

Technically it’s called the 2500HD, but its still here on the list!

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The CitiCar electric car from the late 70's.

Yeesh. And 5 mph bumpers on this ‘76 model...it’s ‘good’ being protected.

Not only a deathtrap, but one so ugly when the first responders come to extract your crushed body from the tin can, they’ll probably have trouble stopping laughing.

The CitiCar was built in Florida, just so you know.

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No. 1 draft pick: The Cybertruck!

They have technically made a couple of these in America, so it counts.

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No need to wait for the cYBeRtrUCk. Tesla already makes the ugliest American car – the Model 3.

If I’m honest, I’d say the Model 3 is the least offensive Tesla. Surely the crown for ugliest Tesla of the moment goes to the Model Y?

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1974-78 AMC Matador coupe. A car that was conceived to improve its aerodynamics for the sake of NASCAR. Then, to make the car racier, they add... opera windows.

The rear end looks like a retro spaceship design, which I like. But the front looks like a shocked tree frog, which I don’t.

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Late 50s/early 60s Mercury Comet...I could never get past this rear end looking like a cartoon alien.

The Comet’s design was so bland that for its first few years on sale, Mercury didn’t even put its name on the car.

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I like the oval Taurus. At least they tried to make it interesting.

I’m going with the 2nd generation Dodge Durango. Big dumb underbite front end, tacky round-in-rectangle tail lights, looks like it’s holding in a fart from any angle. They tried to class it up with the Chrysler Aspen but that was only a slight improvement.

The first Durango was an inoffensive family hauler. The second generation was what happened when the body panels started melting.

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Surprised it hasn’t been suggested yet but the first-gen Edsel was...... not good.

Launched in 1958, the Edel Pacer shared its underpinnings with the much prettier Ford Fairlane.

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The Pontiac Aztek 😂 all years, every color, nothing could help that car besides maybe the popularity of Breaking Bad.

The answer you all came here for. Are you happy now?

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Pontiac made something uglier than the Aztek.

The Pontiac Trans Sport looked like the case your grandmother’s vibrator came in.

Uglier than an Aztek? That means we must have a winner, I guess.

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