What’s The Slowest-Looking Fast Car?

Are there any cars that hide their speed behind subdued styling?

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A yellow Renault Espace minivan fitted with an F1 engine
What’s a fast car that looks like it runs slowly?
Photo: Renault

When it comes to performance, looks don’t count for anything. If you show a picture of a Ferrari Mondial to anyone with less than a passing interest in cars, they might assume it was a speed machine. Alas, it was not, and despite its 3.0-liter V8 motor, managed 0-60 in 9.3 seconds. Yawn.

But what cars lie at the other end of the spectrum? What cars hide their insane performance under subdued body panels? That’s what we want to uncover today: What are the fastest cars that look slow?

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It could be a surprisingly speedy van, such as the Ford Supervan, or a souped-up family car, like this Espace that the Renault F1 team had a hand in tweaking. Either way, both these vehicles pack impressive performance into their unassuming bodywork.

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While the realm of the supercar or hypercar is often home to excessive styling, active aerodynamics and designs that scream “performance,one car that I never thought looked like it should go as fast as it did was the Bugatti Veyron.

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Sure, the French hypercar packed in 1,000hp and hit 253mph, but the styling didn’t shout “speed” to me. It’s soft lines and luxurious interior seem a million miles from the aggressive look of cars like the McLaren F1 or Ferrari Enzo, which look almost as fast as they go!

So that’s what we’re after today, a car that manages to hide its performance underneath its unassuming stylings. It can be a limited-edition offering, or just an off-the-shelf machine that goes a lot faster than it looks, much like the Ford Supervan.

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But, what other cars hide away their true potential? We want to hear what you think are the slowest looking fast cars. Take a look through the record books, and see which names you’re surprised to see there. Then, let us know what cars you think fit the bill.