Put 25 MPG In Simulated City/Suburban Driving Under Your Tree

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Máté Petrány
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Would you like to put a little kick in your life this Christmas? Are you willing to pay import prices for a quality built, carefree domestic product?

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This in 1971, and you better not transport your tree like that.

Photo credit: Ford via Alden Jewell

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