Welcome to Paper Jam, the feature where we highlight the best automotive advertisements from the past! Print might be nearly dead, but our scanners are just getting warmed up.

Would you like to put a little kick in your life this Christmas? Are you willing to pay import prices for a quality built, carefree domestic product?

This in 1971, and you better not transport your tree like that.

Photo credit: Ford via Alden Jewell

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