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Would you like to put a little kick in your life this Christmas? Are you willing to pay import prices for a quality built, carefree domestic product?
This in 1971, and you better not transport your tree like that.

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DISCUSSION
Well jee, I can’t wait for all of the fire hazard jokes. I’m sure that they’ll just be so original.