The guy who is the Facebook equivalent of Tom of MySpace, Mark Zuckerberg, just had a daughter! She’s named Max, which, we’re told is a nickname. For Maxima. Yes, Maxima. Like the Nissan.
Unconventional, yes. But a weak choice in the grand scheme of Nissan-dom.
Maxima? Come on, Zuck. Don’t be such a Suckerberg. There’s way better Nissans you could have named your kid after. We want what’s best for your kid, seeing as how all she’ll have to help her in life is all the money, ever.
Since we’re so nice, we put together this list ranking 25 other Nissans you could have named your daughter after.
You’re welcome.
25. 240SX Zuckerberg
24. Pulsar Zuckerberg
23. GT-R Zuckerberg
22. Juke Zuckerberg
21. S-Cargo Zuckerberg
20. Homy “GT Limousine” Zuckerberg
19. Pao Zuckerberg
18. Titan Zuckerberg
17. Ebro Trade Zuckerberg
16. Frontier Zuckerberg
15. Cherry Zuckerberg
14. Figaro Zuckerberg
13. Cube Zuckerberg
12. Navara Zuckerberg
11. Rasheen Zuckerberg
10. Hardbody Truck Zuckerberg
9. President Zuckerberg
8. Gazelle Zuckerberg
7. Cedric Zuckerberg
6. Fairlady Zuckerberg
5. Gloria Zuckerberg
4. Sylphy Zuckerberg
3. Primera Zuckerberg
2. Serena Zuckerberg
1. Silvia Zuckerberg
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