The Audi S4 Has Heard All Of The Douchebag Jokes

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An Audi S4, that's a nice car. It's so nicely detailed. And you usually notice this when it's following you so closely you can see every metallic flake in the blue paint.

It's odd to watch Regular Car Reviews testing a car not at all held together with various forms of tape and a prayer it'll start. A current S4 is a fine piece of machinery, and with that 3.0-liter supercharged V6 and Quattro powertrain, it's pretty quick.

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Just what people who like to wear a Bluetooth headset while yelling need.

I'd really like to see a review of the 2013 S4 in 2033. By then, the fact it has physical gauges will be laughable. The MMI wheel will be scuffed and broken. And that fussy leather shift boot for the automatic will be cracked and worn that we can wonder even more why they bother with those things.

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But it'll still be fast, probably. Hopefully, the car still recognizes the electronic key so someone will be able to find out.