Think about it. Look outside. Is it sunnier out than it was in 2009? Is your life better than it was before you knew the identity of the Stig?

So you want a Lamborghini Murcielago, but you think it's a bit too tame, safe and common. Well, have we got the solution for you!

Normally, Jalopnik will be the place you come for answers. Right now all we have is questions since someone who looks exactly like The Stig from Top Gear randomly appeared at Apple's World Wide Developers Conference today to promote that Game Center thing Apple keeps talking about but no one uses.

We've seen many attempts at taking the best driver's license photo, but how many have tried their hand at making an epic racing license? Like getting the Sports Car Club of America to think you're the Stig is easier than you'd think.

British motoring show Top Gear is a popular stop on the U.K. interview circuit for two reasons: 1.) It's the most watched show... in the world; 2.) Entertainers get to measure up against their peers on a race track. In last night's episode, Ryan Reynolds takes on Tom Cruise's time. It's charming.

Some say The Allman Brothers live under his helmet, where they'll rouse you from slumber by playing "Jessica," and that he projects the time on the wall using spheres of hot gas from Alpha Centauri. All we know is it's The goddamn Stig Projector Alarm Clock.

Some say The Stig is actually ginger rally racer, self-promoter and sometimes Jalopnik contributor and $500 Craigslist rally car driver, Bill Caswell. All we know is that Caswell never stops talking and therefore couldn't possibly be the Marcel Marceau of drivers. (Hat tip to Swine!)

It turns out The Stig doesn't like it when you tell him halfway through a hot lap of Top Gear's UK test track, "I think Schumi was faster through here." How do I know? Because I told him just that. The result? He tried to scare me to death. Watch and see for yourself.

In many ways, The Stig is like Santa Claus. So is this driver doing insane donuts in a modified London Taxi Cab as part of the Top Gear Festival 2011 really THE Stig or a similarly skilled driver in Stig clothing? Do we care? The spirit is in him.

Video of the new Stig talking to tennis player Boris Becker confirms Top Gear's tame race driver is a man, and not Sabine Schmitz. But who is The Stig? Anyone recognize that voice?