Crash For Clunkers!

A Wisconsin town's decided if clunkers are to be destroyed, they'll let them go out in a blaze of backwoods glory, over a hill at speed. A truck towing a boat? Genius. (Hat tip to Matt!) [MSNBC] » 8/18/09 1:00pm 8/18/09 1:00pm

Low-Mileage Jeep Grand Wagoneer To Be Clunkerized

As if the death of a somewhat troublesome Maserati BiTurbo wasn't bad enough, a dealership in Bloomington, Indiana is preparing to execute this supremely reliable 1989 Jeep Wagoneer V6 4x4 with just 67K on the odometer. » 8/17/09 5:35pm 8/17/09 5:35pm

Make The Pain Stop! Corvette Gets Clunked

The C4 Corvette isn't always held in the highest esteem, but subjecting it to the Cash For Clunkers sodium silicate death sentence just cruel. The car lasts a brutal 3:49 seconds before its smokey death. » 8/14/09 2:00pm 8/14/09 2:00pm

Maserati BiTurbo Gets Cash For Clunkers Death Sentence

The owner of a pristine 1985 Maserati BiTurbo apparently didn't understand the challenging nature of Italian cars, trading it in for Cash For Clunkers; the automotive equivalent of putting down an Asperger's kid because of unprepared parents. » 8/14/09 12:30pm 8/14/09 12:30pm

Save The Clunkers!

The success of the Cash For Clunkers program has been at the expense of a few great cars. More sales are good, but crushed classics are bad. Look at the Dodge Ram Vanamino above! Someone, please, Save The Clunkers! » 8/07/09 4:15pm 8/07/09 4:15pm