National Hero Who Off-Roads A Porsche Cayenne Turbo Will Terrify Rich KidsStef Schrader9/08/16 12:53pm12422EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkMost people know the Porsche Cayenne Turbo as the scourge of school drop-off zones and Starbucks drive-thrus everywhere. Finally, people are taking these things off the pavement and into what should be their natural territory: mud! Muck! Dirt! Grime! YES.