Some total pansy killjoys are now complaining that two Indian pilots put the lives of 166 passengers in danger when they ceded control of their plane to two flight attendants.

Remember earlier this month when those adorable little kids in India adorably drove a Ferrari F430 around like it was a Power Wheels car? That video has apparently landed the kids' dad in jail.

Where do you go when you can't even feel safe inside your own car? (Inside, we guess. Where women belong!) Here's a disturbing story about driving in Delhi from Pamposh Raina in the New York Times:

I had a Power Wheels Jeep when I was really young. I loved it a lot. Yeah, I've been more than one-upped (73-upped?) by these little kids that apparently get to ride around their town in India in a real, full-size, V8-powered Ferrari F430. Wow.

Ford of India's current tagline is "Go Further." If you're their advertising agency, that's apparently code for "Go Too Far."

One of the most striking things an American will notice on India's highways is how almost all their cargo seems to be transported by these lavishly decorated and slightly ramshackle large trucks. They're everywhere, often overloaded to twice their normal height, and barrelling down the road with a gleeful disregard…

Fast cars, smooth criminals, and exotic locales: Porsche has all of them at hand, and it just needs one thing to turn its current legal dramas into a multi-million dollar international summer smash.

Would-be bounty hunters take note: There is now an active arrest warrant in India for Porsche CEO Mattias Müller, as well as eight other Porsche executives.

In this era of rising gas prices and tightening emissions standards, owning a car can be tough. On the other hand, turning in your keys to become a full on motorcycle rider is tricky when you have gym bags and children and other crap to cart around. Plus, they're messy when it's rainy or cold outside.