"Remind Me Why I'm An Alfa Romeo Nut?"

Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today's installment: Classic love stories about classic marques! » 10/13/10 4:15pm 10/13/10 4:15pm

"As I Merged Uncontrollably Into Morning Traffic, I Recalled My Last…

Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today's installment is something we hate to see in the Garage: A nice story with happy ending from a guy who knows what he's doing. » 10/07/10 1:00pm 10/07/10 1:00pm

"At This Point, I'm Not Exactly Enthused With My Choice In Cars"

Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today's installment: Is it really wise to put all your automotive eggs in the same brand basket? » 10/01/10 3:00pm 10/01/10 3:00pm

"The Lord Manos' Own Lube Shop"

Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst-wheeled experiences. Today's installment: What happens when the oil-change guy isn't just evil, but an evil B-movie hypnotist? » 9/24/10 2:00pm 9/24/10 2:00pm

"I Noticed The Prop Shaft And Exhaust Were Furry"

Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today's installment features two interesting variations on that classic automotive theme: Fail, Britannia! » 9/16/10 4:00pm 9/16/10 4:00pm

"The Guy Seemed Nice Enough"

Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today we re-learn autodom's oldest message: Everyone, absolutely everyone, is trying to screw you, even in Canada. » 9/08/10 3:30pm 9/08/10 3:30pm

"So I Poured More Gas In My Engine Bay"

Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today's installment asks the classic question: Is this damn car trying to kill me? Or am I trying to get myself killed? » 9/01/10 4:00pm 9/01/10 4:00pm

Two Tales From The Wal-Mart Service Bays

Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today we have a twin-pack of tales from Wal-Mart, everyone's favorite retailer, employer, potential Jeff Gordon sponsor, and symbol for everything that's wrong with America. » 8/25/10 4:00pm 8/25/10 4:00pm

Have A Car-Related Horror Story? We Want To Hear It!

Have a car-related horror story you'd like to share? Embarrass yourself, get screwed over, or just plain do something stupid? Dealer moments! Mechanic moments! Funny moments! We want 'em all! » 8/05/10 5:30pm 8/05/10 5:30pm

"My Volkswagen Ate My Hand"

Welcome back to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today we have two stories but one lesson: If you have two choices, pick the option that doesn't end with people laughing at you. » 7/28/10 4:00pm 7/28/10 4:00pm

"My Car Dragged Me Down The Street"

Welcome to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today we have three stories, all of which have to do with bad luck. Ever feel like your car is out to get you? » 7/22/10 4:30pm 7/22/10 4:30pm

Jalopnik Helps "Crappy Saturn Ruined My Life" Guy, Life No Longer Ruined

In last week's Garage of Horror, we shared the epic tale of a man whose life was trashed by a crappy Saturn. In response, you, the Jalopnik commentariat, got off your collective tuckus and helped him out. You guys rock! » 7/19/10 2:30pm 7/19/10 2:30pm

"Yeah, We Crashed Both Of Your BMW X6s"

Welcome back to Car Horror Stories, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today we have the worst test drive ever, how to turn a Jeep into rolling artillery, and why a Toyota MR2 makes a crappy golf cart. » 7/07/10 2:00pm 7/07/10 2:00pm

"My Ford Ate My Pants"

Welcome to Garage of Horror, where we share your worst wheeled experiences. Today we have a college kid whose Ford Aspire ate his pants, an ass-kicking grandmother, and a very bad date. » 6/30/10 5:15pm 6/30/10 5:15pm

Do You Have A Car-Related Horror Story? We Want To Hear It

Have a car-related horror story you'd like to share? Embarrass yourself, get screwed over, or just plain do something stupid? Dealer moments! Mechanic moments! Funny moments! We want 'em all! » 6/01/10 10:00am 6/01/10 10:00am