This morning, Chrysler announced that their new Ram 3500 Heavy Duty is so good at towing, it makes all other trucks look like weak little girlie trucks suitable only for feeble people who live in nursing homes. Why? Because it can tow 30,000 goddamn pounds, that's why.

Plenty of websites can get you clear statistics on the size of a Dodge Ram, but the vastness of America skews our perspective. To find out how big a full-size pickup is, you have to go to Europe.

We have no idea why this guy would jump his Dodge pickup into the middle of a pond without any hope of driving out. From the look on his face, he has no idea why he did it either.

If you want it, Kenny Powers' custom 2005 Dodge Ram from the third season of Eastbound and Down is up for grabs for the low, low price of $15,000. Strangely, it didn't sell on eBay last week, so it could still be yours.

Conventional wisdom says you're supposed to use trucks for things like towing livestock, or taking your boat out for the weekend. You're definitely not supposed to take your 4X4 Dodge onto a frozen lake to go drifting.

You don't always have to look tough to be tough, at least that is what it seemed Dodge was attempting to illustrate in this vintage promotional video for the Mitsubishi built 1981 Dodge Ram 50.

And here's our latest Car-Toon straight from the 2012 Detroit Auto Show.

What better way to prove your truck was truly Ram tough than show it driving in a weird animated world? As evidenced by this strange vintage commercial, that is exactly what Dodge decided to do to advertise their two year old Ram truck back in 1983.

Playa Azul is a a nice place for a couple of chika tourist babes to hang out, go surf, and then make the short walk back for some ceviche at Restaurant Mary Mar. It's also a nice place for a well-timed splash from the local troublemakers in their big old Dodge Ram.

The phrase "stump-pulling torque" died of overuse sometime in the early 1990s, but it's still some kind of binary metric. This Dodge Ram tested its torque on an actual stump, apparently pulled from the front yard of a suburban rave.