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This Ultra Chill In-Car Race Commentary Is The Most Australian Thing Ever

Australia feels like our ballsier brother from another mother at times, with rough-and-tumble series like the recently-un-V8'd Supercars as proof that they’re all out of crap to give. So, it just feels right for an Aussie broadcast to cut to a driver so he can nonchalantly chat with announcers while he’s racing.

Foul Australian Miscreants Terrorize Innocent New Zealand With Navy

Australia, a “country” on the continent of “Australia,” is commonly known as “the bully of the world” by New Zealand, a small island country entirely populated by small birds. Unsatisfied with their pre-existing reign of terror, the Royal Australian Navy has engaged in what New Zealand is calling “maritime hoonery” in…

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