Apologies to our man Andrew for the hed, but we couldn't pass it up. When underage ass, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Krucoff all hit in some kind of otherworldly-nexus-style trifecta, we're powerless to resist the reference. Teresa Shoultz, of Mims, Florida, is in a bit of hot water for mentioning that when she was young, she used to moon passing cars to a couple of kids under her care. And kids, being kids, well, they went and flashed their bums at motorists. She's now being charged with child neglect and child abuse. Yowch. And that, friends, is why we only moon people we know.
Mims Woman Charged After Children Moon Cars [WESH]
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