The funny thing about Toyota's 1985 claim that 95% of all Toyota trucks ever built were still on the road is that it's probably still true today (although perhaps the attrition rate is higher among Warlord Edition™ Hiluxes, what with all the high-explosive ordnance they tend to encounter in their daily routine). Here we have some wholesome-looking farmers telling us why Toyota trucks are their first choice for hauling sacks of sugar out to the moonshine still.