Guys, bit of advice. If you own a Lotus, and plan to screw around on your wife, do not register the car in her name. Take it from one "cheating arsehole" from Birmingham, England, whose wife sold his Lotus Esprit Turbo (hmmm, or kit-car version, it's hard to tell) on eBay for 0.50 (around $0.87). Hell should have such a fury. [Thanks to James for the tip.]
According to the text accompanying the one-day auction (which sounds furiously Craigslist-like):
I need to get rid of this car immediately - ideally in the next 2-3 hours before my cheating arsehole husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street...I am the registered owner and I have the log book. Please only buy if you can pick up tonight.
We would have asked the poor bastard if she was worth it, but we really don't care.
Lotus Esprit Turbo [eBay]