Ladies and gentlemen, this is motorsport. Turn on the righteous insanity that is the Ahoy 7 Maart 2015 Dutch Tractor Pull event, 3500 kilogram class (sponsored by Wellner Fruit, BV) and you'll have no trouble killing the rest of your work day.

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