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Why Is Drunk Charlie Sheen In The Bushes At A Taco Bell Drive-Through?

"Sorry I'm so fucking hammered," Charlie Sheen begins, emerging from the bushes of a Taco Bell drive-through. That's always a great way to start a conversation. Also, I'm not sure he's wearing pants.


Sheen, a guy who was once hospitalized for a cocaine overdose, actually looks to be downright friendly, showing off his tattoos and whatnot. Also, is that a Maybach I see waiting up ahead? Is it his Maybach? What does one order, from Taco Bell, in a Maybach?

Crunchwrap, I assume.

But yeah, Cinncinati Reds tattoo. Charlie Sheen, may you live forever, and may you forever be #winning.


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Jonathan Harper

As sad as this is...looks like he's rollin' in a Maybach; how bad could life be?