Why Does The Lincoln MKZ Concept Look Like John Wilkes Booth?

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Mike Spinelli
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Lincoln's new concept car shares a mustache with the man who assassinated President Abraham Lincoln. Awkward.

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Kind of ironic that Abe Lincoln had a beard and no mustache, unlike the 2013 Lincoln MKZ Concept. The show-car's split grille wraps around around its fascia like a dastardly villain's facial hair, sans wax.

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We've got this clear view of the yet-to-be-officially-revealed show-car Lincoln, thanks to the same bunch of apparent Czech velvet revolutionaries who've been breaking every other embargo during this year's Detroit auto show.

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The MKZ will again be Lincoln's version of the 2013 Ford Fusion, which looks far less like an infamous, history-changing assassin.