Pop quiz, hotshot — you see Keanu Reeves backing his Porsche out of a parking space south of Los Angeles and he hits you with his sports car... do you sue? If you're a member of the paparazzi, the answer is probably yes. Alison Silva is suing Reeves, claiming he suffered shock and serious injuries when the car "grazed" him. An attorney for Reeves claimed that Silva was blocking the Porsche's way and if he'd been hit it wasn't hard enough to injure Bea Arthur. That being said, Reeves and Jennifer Connelly are slated to do a remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still, so he gets a pass. [AP]
So the "incident" happened in March, and he's waited until now to sue? Mr. Ted Theodore Logan should counter-sue, claiming emotional distress over the fact that this tool jumped out in front of his Porsche which was clearly moving in a lane of VEHICULAR travel.