Besides the hordes of really fat people (no, like really), one thing that catches your eye in Vegas is the seemingly never ending parade of stretched Hummer limos. About half of which are sporting some form or "Just Married" signage and bunting. Call me a snob if you must, but Hummer limos are for 16-year-olds, utter tools and Top Chef contestants. Besides, what an embarrassing way to spend your first married moments. So, beloved and wizened readers of the car blog they call Jalopnik, what would you drive on your honeymoon? Or better yet, be driven in? Dibs on a Bentley 8-Litre.