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What Would You Do If Monkeys Were Having Sex On Your Car Hood?

Imagine yourself driving on your way home when out of nowhere, a couple of ramped up transient monkeys decide to engage in relations on the hood of your car. What would you do? We know we wouldn't call trunk monkeys!

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Rob Emslie

I'd start going Boom Chicka WahWah and when they were done I'd offer them a smoke.