What Is Steven Tyler Doing In A Burger King Drive-Through?

Can someone tell me wtf is going on here? Steven Tyler serving crispy chicken strips from a Burger King drive-though window. Right. This ad makes no sense.


What is it about the Demon of Screamin' that would make anyone want to buy fast food? Personally, if I saw Tyler leering at me from the business end of a drive-through counter, I'd wonder if he'd relapsed into heroine addiction, and if his Hepatitis C might somehow have made its way into my food.

Photo credit: Burger King


Matt Brown

He is clearly trying to hook up with the underage girl on the fryalator so he can do blow and fuck her for 3 years before ending her pregnancy with an abortion and dumping her for a fashion model.