West, North, South, East Bound and Down

"You mean to tell me that we're gonna drive a two-bedroom house's worth of furnishings and accessories from Austin, Texas to Sacramento, California, then fly to Los Angeles, rent a car, drive to San Diego, see Rocket From The Crypt's last show, and fly to Las Vegas to cover SEMA in 72 hours? That ain't never been done before! Not in no detonating 318-powered Dodge Durango with sagging rear springs with a full-size Sealy Posturpedic strapped to the roof while pullin' a U-Haul 6x12 Enclosed!"
"That's because the Jalopniks haven't done it yet."
Stay tuned for reports from the show floor starting tomorrow and continuing throughout the rest of the week.