Weird Al Yankovic -- 'Chicken Pot Pie'

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

If the next James Bond film doesn’t turn the Aston Martin Vulcan’s taillights into laser beams or some kind of shootable missiles, that will be the greatest missed opportunity of all time.

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In the meantime, let’s enjoy the parody that vegetarian Paul McCartney was never okay with.

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Stef Schrader

Contributor, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.