If only we knew what we were doing when we starting handing out gold stars to the commentariat. Though we may have given the impression that there was some sort of incredible genius behind our decisions, it was sort of a crap shoot. There are lots of deserving commenters out there who will, if they stop pleading, get one of the awesome stars. Yes, the same ones that convey magical powers. Instead of making a diligent effort to get stars into the right commenter accounts, we decided to ask you what to call these special individuals. What we, in our dictatorial-totalitarian-undemocratic rage, deemed the ten best below, with a poll.
Can you sort through all the memes?
MaxForrest32: Cotomer Sevis Representatives
UncleBo: El Commentaminos!
FatBraff: Starred Commenters
Stoatmaster: if Sputnik = Jalopnik, Cosmonaut = Commentaut
Miscellenea : Bruce
Dolo54: The Unemployed
Dr.Danger: Jalop Laureate
SmokeyDog001 : The Fahrvergshadenfreudenungen
[Photo: Mushroom Kingdom]