Yo brah, what are you doing? Wanna throw a football at a car and yell unnecessarily loudly? What about a baseball? Basketball? You do!? Awesome, let's bro out brah.
If you like bumping fists, shouting, beards, yelling, athletics, clapping, the word "woooo," jumping, "awww yeah," rap music, and other broings on, then these are the perfect activities for you, bro.
Or if you like 500 Abarths. That's what drew me in.
(Hat Tip to Will!)